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Luxury Scarecrow Calendar2011
A humorous appreciation of 12 very scary scarecrows! Whether you want to scare intruders or just common crows off your property, the well-dressed garden guards featured in this Luxury Calendar will do just the trick!

Each illustrious scarecrow is accompanied by a brief synopsis. For example, in the month of April, you are treated to the formidable presence of Sir Stanley Widdle:

‘Like an old uncle who's only invited round for birthdays, Sir Stanley Widdle has an air of grandeur about him (and a whiff of cabbage too!). So, if your sprouts are taking a bashing and your beetroots are getting munched, relive your childhood horrors and clear those pesky birds too! Good old Stanley. He's still got the power to give anyone the creeps! (Not suitable for those easily scared!)'
Also included for each month are the dates for scarecrow festivals around the UK, as well as handy little scarecrow-related reminders. For example:

26 March - ‘Pat scarecrow on the back for lasting the winter’

Find out what the scarecrows featured in our Luxury Scarecrow Calendar are up to, check them out on

Scroll down and marvel at the sheer splendour of the skips included with this unique calendar. Calendars measure approx. A4 (297mm x 210mm) ISBN: 978-1-906365-20-2

Harry Hessian Marquis of Ramsbottom Viscount Piers Longgone Sir Stanley Widdle
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January February March April

Earl of Basingstoke Major Angus McGuff Gerrard Pilkington Dimwhitt Captain Derrick Bludgeon
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May June July August

Dame Marjory Forster-Pendleton Lord Jarvis Treadbetter QC Roderick Baltimore Earnst Humble
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September October November December

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